New Years Resolutions

1) Win the lottery.

2) Be voted Miss Teen U.S.A.

3) Return to my birth weight.

4) Run for prime minister of the United States.

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4 Responses to New Years Resolutions

  1. Lulu says:

    But do you play the lottery? :b

  2. “3) Return to my birth weight.”
    I actually devised a new system where we can actually acquire negative weights! My goal is to weigh -45 pounds. Also, once you weigh in the negatives, you gain the ability to float.

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