Oh boy, did my hairy-lesbian-HULK ever come out to SMASH today.
Today, I happened across an article about a study the National Institutes of Health is funding. Brace yourself. They want to find out why lesbians are fat. And no, sadly, I did not read this on The Onion. In fact, they want to find out why lesbians are fat so badly that they’re funding this study to the tune of $1.5 million dollars. Let me repeat that– ONE POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS TO FIND OUT WHY SOME LEZZIES ARE FAT. Holy Crap, and we wonder why the country is broke??
What gets me about this is that you don’t need a freakin’ study to answer this question. You merely need a survey. Especially since they also want to know why gay men, compared to straight men, are less obese. Really now. An hour alone with a…
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