Quote of the Day

“I pass the table where the guy invites me to join a group cleanse he’s leading. For $179.99 I can not-eat not-alone… not-gonna-happen. They’re doing the cleanse where you consume nothing but lemon juice, cayenne pepper and fiber pills for 10 days, what’s that one called again? Oh, yeah…anorexia. I went on a cleanse once; it was a mixed blessing. On the one hand, I detoxified, I purified, I lost weight. On the other hand, I fell asleep on the highway, fantasized about eating a pigeon, and crapped my pants. I think I’ll stick with the whole eating thing.”

-Kelly MacLean, in a satirical article entitled “Surviving Whole Foods”.

My laughs were probably heard three doors down.

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One Response to Quote of the Day

  1. Sarah says:

    “I fell asleep on the highway, fantasized about eating a pigeon, and crapped my pants.” Dear god, yes. Hahahaaa!

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